JUL 30, singable satire: "SIN and REDEMPTION" -- a traditional palindromic concoction

a) Review of material posted on July 30 in previous years ...

2020: singable satire, X66X (parody lyrics)
2021: singable satire, Pisa's Lean Trattoria (parody lyrics)
2022: singable satire, Flaking Out Is What They Do (parody lyrics)
2023: singable satire, Jeux-de-Mots (parody lyrics)

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b) Today's Offering (Jul 30, 2024): SINGABLE SATIRE

ORIGINAL PARODY-LYRICS

MUSICAL UNDEPINNNGS: "He's Got the Whole World In His Hands", traditional spiritual, first published in 1927.

PARODY COMPOSED: Giorgio Coniglio, January 2014, subsequently upgraded. 

PARODY-SONGLINK: To find ukulele (and guitar) chord-charts to help you accompany "SIN and REDEMPTION" on your favorite instrument, click HERE.

SIN AND REDEMPTION

(to the tune of "He's Got the Whole World In His Hands")

The Palindromes taught us, "Dennis sinned"
Taught all the sisters "Dennis, Madam, sinned"
Taught us "Dennis lived as a devil sinned"
We're taught to know that "Dennis sinned". 

You've got to know that "Dennis and Edna sinned"
Yes, "Dennis, Nell, Edna and Ellen sinned"
"Dennis, Nell, Edna, Hannah and Ellen sinned"
You know that "Dennis and Edna sinned".

We're taught that "Dennis, Nora, Al, Aaron sinned"
"Dennis, Nell, Edna, Gert, Reg and Ellen sinned"
At "Dennis's Inn: Edna and Ennis sinned"
"Dennis' tennis sin-net sinned".

"Dennis, Nat's DNA and Stan? Sin, Ned"
"Dennis's sensuousness? Sin, Ned"
"Bed Noel, Otto, Leon, Deb"
"Dennis lived at a devil's inn, Ed".

Dennis "Evil did deliver, reviled did live",
But if everybody here would just forgive,
It could be "drawn onward" on the wind -- 
"Dennis never even sinned".

                           -------------

(Ed. Note)

Additional thoughts about the above lyrics for those so inclined:

Dennis, Enid and Nadine sinned.

Dennis, Eva, Dave sinned.

Dennis and Edna dined. Enid and Edna sinned.

Dennis, Rod, Enid and Edna dined or sinned.

Dennis and Ed, Nadine, Enid and Edna sinned.

Dennis and Ed, Nadine, Eva, Dave, Enid and Edna sinned.

JUL 29, photo-collage: Cirque du Soleil's "Echo", #3 --- more aerialists

  a) Reprise of material posted on July 29 in previous years

2020: Toronto ravines, Park Drive Reservation (photo-collage)
2021: waterfowl, wood storks (illustrated poem) 
2022: reptiles, broad-headed skinks (photo-collage)
2023: mammalian wildlife, selfie with bison (photo and  commentary)

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b) Today's offering (July 29, 2024): 

 

JUL 28, appended adventures of Leslie Moore (suffixes): helpFULLY

  a) Reprise of material posted on July 28 in previous years

2020: insects, insect repellent, DEET (illustrated poem)
2021: doctors and practices, Pete the orthopod (poem) 
2022: waterfowl, snow geese (illustrated poem)
2023: anagram swarm, very-stable-genius 13,14 (wordplay)

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b) Today's offering (Jul 28, 2024):  

Authors' Note: For more than a decade, the author of this verse has routinely taken a bedtime dose of alginate, a seaweed-derived product useful as an adjunct in the treatment of gastroesophageal reflux.

Readers might enjoy reviewing our complete collection of poems about the adventures of linguist Leslie Moore in the land of suffixes. Click HERE! (or if you prefer prefixes, click HERE).

JUL 27, holidays and celebrations: unicorny fifth birthday

  a) Reprise of material posted on July 27 in previous years

2020: anagram swarm, US scramble-towns, 7 (wordplay map)
2021: insects, deer- and horse- flies (illustrated poem) 
2022: anagram swarm, Canadian scramble-towns, 9 (wordplay map) 
2023: Carolina lowcountry, sundown at Shem Creek (photo-essay)

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b) Today's offering (July 27, 2024): 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, 

You-Know-Who !!!

JUL 26, re PAGES

 

 Re PAGES: 

You, members of the audience of Daily Illustrated Nonsense, (D.I.N.), often have questions about the authors of this blog, and the purpose, history and organization of our online e-manations. To help answer these puzzlements, we have scrawled some material on the undated PAGES section of this blog. Please review these 'documents', although some remain under development. Although expansion of these explanations is contemplated, we admit to taking our time to write down what seems natural to us, but more outreach with this type of communication is planned.

So far, you can take a look at these important documents :

1) Our Blog (D.I.N.): Authors and Purpose (under construction)

2) Content of the blog, and its Historical Development

3) Distribution of Thematic Material

4) How Can I Contribute? (under construction)

a) Reprise of material posted on July 26 in previous calendar years ...

2020: magic canal palindromes, more far-flung venues (wordplay)
2021: Toronto ravines, Glen Stewart ravine (illustrated poem) 
2022: saving the planet, compostables (illustrated poem)
2023: creative anachronism, heavenly host (poem)

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b) Today's offering (Jul 26, 2024):synchronized diving

JUL 26, selected pics: ursine adventures

 

TODAY'S POEM ('senryu' *) 

  

Alaska ursines --

photographer's adventures.

safe return, old friend!

Giorgio Coniglio

* learn more HERE about "senryu", a term that designates a lesser-known Japanese short poem that shares the physical characteristics of haiku (nominally 17 'on' / syllables in three non-rhyming lines), but deals in a satiric or humorous way with human foibles rather than with Nature. 

Readers can check our other adventures about bears by clicking on this  parody-song. 

Authors' Note:   Apparently, the brown bear (Ursus arctos) is in many circumstances, less territorial, less aggressive, and less dangerous to humans than its relatives, members of the physically similar subspecies, the grizzly bears (Ursus arctos horribilis). 

  In Alaska, coastal brown bears, especially those growing up in national parks near the southern coast, become tolerant of the presence of humans, as shown by these photos from an expedition there, as recently obtained and kindly offered for viewing here by my wildlife-photographer buddy, Bill Wingfield, from an earlier ursine adventure. 

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JUL 25, submitted palindromes: RANDOM PILES 48

 a) Reprise of material posted on July 25 in previous years ...

2020: targeted palindromes, classics J,K (wordplay)
2021: submitted palindromes, random piles 12 (wordplay)  
2022: submitted palindromes, random piles 24 (wordplay)
2023: submitted palindromes, random piles 36 (wordplay)

b) Today's offering (Jul 25, 2024): 

You have reached the "Submitted Palindromes" thread on the blog "Daily Edifying Nonsense", a light literary entity that emanates through the blogosphere daily (almost), i.e. 30 times per month.

  On the 25th of each month you will find a slide-filling group of palindromic phrases submitted to the editors by a panel of 7 palindromists. These folks have all been working on this project since January 2020. The personal profiles for each of these contributors are displayed in panels published here at the start of things, and then, we have asked them to provide (palindromically, of course) their views on one of the iconic items in the classic literature, starting with "A man, a plan, a canal -- Panama", continuing with other well-known phrases, such as "Dennis sinned". Otherwise, their contribution will be grouped in monthly random piles (a phrase that you might recognize as an anagram of the word p-a-l-i-n-d-r-o-m-e-s).

You can access this delightful entertainment right here by entering submitted palindromes in one of the two search bars at the top of this post and scrolling downwards through the wordplay posts that you will discover, OR, just follow the links indicated above. 

Devotees of palindromic wordplay can further explore limericks and other short verses about the classic palindromes (and quite a few recent concoctions) that are randomly scattered on this blog after September 2000, or collected into grouped postings on our more scholarly blog "Edifying Nonsense" -- start HERE.  

JUL 24, American satire: prolongation, voting from abroad

  a) Reprise of material posted on July 24 in previous years ...

2020: Ontario nostalgia, Toronto ravines (illustrated poem)
2021: magical palindromes, selfless (wordplay) 
2022: Italian loanwords, fiasco (poem)
2023: lexicon of word-pairs, duplications D-G (wordplay)

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b) Today's offering (Jul 24, 2024): 

photos by Giorgio Coniglio... 

seating at an airport departure gate,
Vancouver, Canada

We owe a debt of gratitude to the volunteers who staff organizations like this.. 

Unrelated to the previous photos, here's the reworking (for enhanced legibility) of a sign attached to a housefront, as posted recently on the internet. ...

JUL 23, defining opinion: holler

 

 a) Reprise of material posted on July 23 in previous years

2020: anagram swarm, very-stable-genius 12 (wordplay)
2021: scopes of medicine, fiberoptic laryngoscopy (illustrated poem) 
2022: toxic vignette, gadolinium (illustrated poem)
2023: Carolina lowcountry, suburban wildlife (photo-essay)

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b) Today's offering (Jul 23, 2024): 

 Our blogpost "Defining Opinion" on the topic-based blog "Edifying Nonsense" shows a selection of similar verses submitted to OEDILF (the online Omnificent English Dictionary in Limerick Form). You can see all of these on one visit by clicking HERE.

JUL 22, basic medical science: left ventricular ejection fraction

  

a) Reprise of material posted on July 22 in previous years

2020: at heart, myocardial ischemia (illustrated poem)
2021: death and afterlife, cardiac arrest (illustrated poem) 
2022: at heart, arteriopath (poem)
2023: patients and maladies, nervous bladder (poem)

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b) Today's offering (Jul 22,2024): 

Authors' Note: In disease states, including those producing congestive heart failure, the ejection fraction of the left ventricle, a measure indicating the strength of contraction, provides important information concerning prognosis (potential outcome) and the need for treatment. 

   The ejection fraction can be measured by echocardiography, magnetic resonance imaging, or several different nuclear (radio-isotope) techniques. These techniques measure the volume of the ventricle at the end of diastolic (relaxation) and systolic (contraction) phases of the cardiac cycle. Despite the name, the change during systole is generally given in medical jargon as the percent relative change, rather than as a true fraction; e.g. 60% is good, 30% is bad.

 

Readers can enjoy our whole collection of verses on the topic of "basic medical science" by clicking HERE.

JUL 21, Canadiana: Canadian spelling

  a) Reprise of material posted on July 21 in previous years ...

2020: anagram swarm, very-stable-genius 11  (wordplay)
2021: excursion, Niagara Falls (photo-collage) 
2022: anagram swarm, bilateral North American (wordplay maps)
2023: terminal poetic exclamation, KAPOW! (poem)

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b) Today's offering (Jul 21, 2024): 

Authors' Note:

centre: word-form used for 'population hubs' in the majority of English-speaking countries, exactly equivalent to the American center

traveller: ditto (American = traveler)

   The American visitors were not quite correct. We Canucks, if we were so motivated, would "practise pre-empting dissenters". But, as Canadians are inherently mannerly, few among us would ever consider such a response, eh? 

You can review poems, photos and diverse nonsense related to Canada by proceeding to "Canadiana" a post on our full-service blog "Edifying Nonsense".

JUL 20, singable satire: The Beatles sing "RELIC SUBMARINES"

 a) Reprise of material posted on July 20 in previous years

2020: singable satire, Alliterative Binomials 1  (parody lyrics)
2021: singable satire, Hats Off to Victor (parody lyrics) 
2022: singable satire, Rosenstein (parody lyrics)
2023: singable satire (Inferno), Acheron Riviera (parody lyrics)

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b) Today's offering (Jul 20, 2024): SINGABLE SATIRE

ORIGINAL PARODY SONG-LYRICS

MUSICAL UNDERPINNINGS:  "Yellow Submarine", The Beatles 1966, with lead vocals by Ringo Starr.

U.S.S. Clamagore at Patriots Point
(background: Arthur Ravenel Bridge, in fog)

BACKGROUND: Giorgio's substitute lyrics draw on his personal experience as an occasional resident of South Carolina. With prominent tourist sites for the display of submarines from the Civil War, World War II and the Cold War, Charleston, SC and the adjacent suburb of Mt Pleasant seem like a grim version of The Beatles' fantasy "land of submarines". 

SATIRE COMPOSED: Dr G.H. and Giorgio Coniglio, 2018. As a bonus, you can read about the history of development and deployment of submarines in Charleston SC in three informative blogposts on this blog, "Daily Illustrated Nonsense", (HERE, HERE, and HERE).

PARODY-SONGLINK: To find ukulele and guitar chord-charts to help you accompany "RELIC SUBMARINES" on your favorite instrument, click HERE.

[Giorgio's other satire lyrics substituted to Beatles' songs include "Vonnegut" (Imagine); "Saturday Night" (Yesterday); "Brennan's Tweet" (Let It Be); "Jake" (While My Guitar Gently Weeps)].

RELIC SUBMARINES

(to the tune of "Yellow Submarine")

In the town where I’ve retired

A Memorial’s awfully near.

These lyrics have been moved, along with ukulele chord suggestions, to a posting on our song-blog "Silly Songs and Satire".