ON REFLECTION
On reflection, the charges were quaint,
As I acted with tact and restraint:
Prosecutor (distortion),
"Damage done? A whole portion."
"Makes you think I'm a vandal. I AIN'T!"
Giorgio Coniglio
August 10, 2026
August 7, 2026
c AUG 7, reprehensible modern history: sheep in Britain
SHEEP IN BRITAIN
'Til the 17th C, Britons reap
Productivity based on their sheep.
And then factories and mining
Bring about redefining.
But the cost to change cloth isn't cheap.
Giorgio Coniglio.
View the entire collection of poetic assertions on this topic at our more encyclopedic blog 'Edifying Nonsense', by clicking HERE.
August 4, 2026
c AUG 4, bar-fauna: slyly
SLYLY
Here's a story 'bout "Soda-And-Gin":
As we open, a floozy struts in.
She inquires, "What's on tap?,"
Slyly loosens a strap;
Then the barkeep committed a sin.
Giorgio Coniglio
If you liked this offering, you might want to refer to our entire collection of verses about human and animal denizens of bars, pubs and other watering-holes. Click HERE.
August 1, 2026
AUG 1, selected pics: environmental warning (gators!)
Authors' Note: Avoid jail time -- follow the warning posted on the sign at your condo's drainage pool!
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| recent front-page newsapaper story |
July 25, 2026
JUL 25, submitted palindromes: RANDOM PILES 55
You have reached the "Submitted Palindromes" thread on the blog "Daily Illustrated Nonsense", a light literary entity. Owing to advancing age and other considerations, the frequency of outpouring, 30 posts per month for the first 60 months, has been reduced stepwise after December 2024 and now numbers 10 per month. But each month you can still find a collection of palindromic phrases proferred by our seven palindromic assistant editors.
You can access this delightful entertainment right here by entering submitted palindromes in a search bar at the top of this post and scrolling downwards through the wordplay posts that you will discover.
Devotees of palindromic wordplay can further explore limericks and other short verses about the classic palindromes (and quite a few recent concoctions) that are randomly scattered on this blog after September 2000, or collected into grouped postings on our more scholarly blog "Edifying Nonsense" -- start HERE.
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July 22, 2026
JUL 22, selected pics: ruddy turnstones
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| ruddy turnstone in flight (background subtracted image) |
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| ruddy turnstone (flying over beach with oyster shells) |
You can review an illustrated poem about these shorebirds in general HERE, and one about ruddy turnstones in particular HERE.
July 19, 2026
c JUL 19, American satire: strumpidity -- neologism for our times
STRUMPIDITY
What's needed is a term for an offbeat view of US prosperity and the economic situation at the end of the nineteenth century. A few feel that insight might warrant a Nobel Prize, or perhaps there's one to be awarded for bullying/bribing two warring parties into a peace treaty.
POEM
He's dissolved the world order -- fluidity,
Though adored by enablers -- cupidity.
When he's finally dumpèd
We'll portray it as "STRUMPID" --
An era that honored stupidity.
Giorgio Coniglio
HAIKU (17-syllable)
strumpidity: a
neologism target --
such peculiar times !
Giorgio Coniglio
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July 16, 2026
JUL 16, artistic leanings (5 senryu verses inspired by current activities)
TODAY'S POEMS (17-syll. senryu *)
"Vitruvian Man", drawing, 1490
ideal proportion --
Da Vinci defined man's form
with square and circle.
Giorgio Coniglio
"Yesterday", film, 2019
time-spliced universe --rock wannabe "reinvents"
all the Beatles' songs.
Giorgio Coniglio
"Patience", dramatic television series, 2025
Patience, police clerk,gifted autistic savant
unravels the clues.
Giorgio Coniglio
Ukulele-jam, suboptimal venue
ukulele jams
in unused church basements --
taverns sound better.
Giorgio Coniglio
Bedtime reading
learning Japanese?
onerous undertaking --
deep admiration.
Giorgio Coniglio
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July 13, 2026
JUL 13, selected pics: dabbling waterfowl
TODAY'S POEM ('senryu' *)
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"dabbling" -- upended
ducks, swans, geese and poets probe
beneath the surface.
Giorgio Coniglio
* learn more HERE about "senryu", a term that designates a lesser-known Japanese short poem that shares the physical characteristics of haiku (nominally 17 'on' / syllables in three non-rhyming lines), but deals in a satiric or humorous way with human foibles rather than with Nature.
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Giorgio and Dr GH
July 10, 2026
JUL 10, selected pics: crepe myrtles
TODAY'S POEM (senryu *)
late June's sultry heat
convinces coy crepe myrtles
to show vivid blooms.
Giorgio Coniglio
* learn more HERE about senryu, a lesser-known Japanese short poem that shares the physical characteristics of haiku (nominally 17 'on' / syllables in three non-rhyming lines), but deals in a satiric or humorous way with human foibles rather than with Nature.
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