February 28, 2025

FEB 30, (28c), singable satire: "PEN OF RABBITS" (non-hunters' martial melody)


Harlech castle, Wales,
web-photo

 Today's Offering, Feb 30 (28c): SINGABLE SATIRE


ORIGINAL PARODY-LYRICS

MUSICAL UNDERPINNINGS: "Men of Harlech", a traditional Welsh hymn

PARODY COMPOSED: Giorgio Coniglio, August 2013; performed at the Corktown Ukulele Jam.
Our whole series of songs can be found in a friendly format for ukulele (and guitar)-players on our sister blog "SILLY SONGS and SATIREwith chord-charts for both the parody and original song, as well as helpful performing suggestions. 

 To find ukulele and guitar chord-charts to help you accompany "PEN OF RABBITS" on your favorite instrument, click HERE.

You can also view the lyrics and commentary (without images or chords) displayed on a parody-lyrics website where they were first developed at AmIRight.com. 



Charlotte Church, child diva
 sings "Men of Harlech"

















PEN of RABBITS

(to the tune of "Men of Harlech")

Welsh 'rarebit';
no rabbits harmed
 


Here’s a song about Welsh Rare-bit, 
Squarely dealing with the hare-bits --
Seen on fare-bills quite a fair bit,

















Easter rabbit hunt, New Zealand




[1] Charlotte Church aged 13, recorded the traditional ‘Men of Harlech’, 1998.
[2] Dr R. Brasch discusses the origins of ‘Welsh rarebit/rabbit’ in ‘How Did It Begin’ , MJF Books, 2006.
[3] herbivorous mammals in a zoologic order which includes rabbits and hares.
[4] Ogden Nash’s well-known 2-line poem, ‘The Rabbits
[5] Best-known spoof on the song: a Boy-Scout song based on the tradition among ancient Britons of fighting naked in woad dye, by Eton housemaster W. Hope-Jones, 'HoJo', 1921
[6] Coniglio: name derived from the Italian word for rabbit 
[7] culinary term in Italian for 'prepared in a butter sauce'


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February 27, 2025

FEB 27, high standards



TODAY'S POEM (17-syll. 'haiku') 

my standards set high,

mediocre performance -- 

my disappointment.

Giorgio Coniglio 


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February 25, 2025

FEB 25, submitted palindromes, RANDOM PILES 38

 


You have reached the "Submitted Palindromes" thread on the blog "Daily Edifying Nonsense", a light literary entity that emanates through the blogosphere daily (almost), i.e. 30 times per month.

  On the 25th of each month you will find a slide-filling group of palindromic phrases submitted to the editors by a panel of 7 palindromists. These folks have all been working on this project since January 2020. The personal profiles for each of these contributors are displayed in panels published here at the start of things, and then, we have asked them to provide (palindromically, of course) their views on one of the iconic items in the classic literature, starting with "A man, a plan, a canal -- Panama", continuing with other well-known phrases, such as "Dennis sinned". Otherwise, their contribution will be grouped in monthly random piles (a phrase that you might recognize as an anagram of the word p-a-l-i-n-d-r-o-m-e-s).


You have reached the "Submitted Palindromes" thread on the blog "Daily Edifying Nonsense", a light literary entity that emanates through the blogosphere daily (almost), i.e. 30 times per month.

  On the 25th of each month you will find a slide-filling group of palindromic phrases submitted to the editors by a panel of 7 palindromists. These folks have all been working on this project since January 2020. The personal profiles for each of these contributors are displayed in panels published here at the start of things, and then, we have asked them to provide (palindromically, of course) their views on one of the iconic items in the classic literature, starting with "A man, a plan, a canal -- Panama", continuing with other well-known phrases, such as "Dennis sinned". Otherwise, their contribution will be grouped in monthly random piles (a phrase that you might recognize as an anagram of the word p-a-l-i-n-d-r-o-m-e-s).


You can access this delightful entertainment right here by entering submitted palindromes in one of the two search bars at the top of this post and scrolling downwards through the wordplay posts that you will discover, OR, just follow the links indicated above. 
Devotees of palindromic wordplay can further explore limericks and other short verses about the classic palindromes (and quite a few recent concoctions) that are randomly scattered on this blog after September 2000, or collected into grouped postings on our more scholarly blog "Edifying Nonsense" -- start HERE.  

February 23, 2025

FEB 23, travel reviews: INN-dulgence

 




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February 21, 2025

FEB 21, terminal (poetic) exclamation: ANYTHING BUT!

 

poetry lyrics:/ Friday night: barkeep offers this ploy/ To a Tzadik, a Sabra and goy:/ 
There's no service -- we're shut/ 'Til the end of Shabbat./ Sunday morning, drop in -- / 
To drink then is no sin./ In my view, it is ANYTHING BUT.


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February 19, 2025

FEB 19, avian talking heads, 4 (L to P )

 

 TALKING HEADS


 This tongue-in-cheek collection is a followup to earlier blog-posts "Avian Talking Heads", as divided into easier to swallow sections alphabetically.

Photos of this ilk and other posts displaying mammals and 'lower' animals, were obtained by Giorgio Coniglio, using an i-phone camera, at various locations, mostly in the 'wild'; a minority was obtained at zoos, museums, aquariums and wildlife sanctuaries. The first post in this extended collection can be found on January 19th, 2025.

prior avian participants

(January 19 -- click HERE) (anhinga), bald eagle, black-crowned night heron, black skimmer, black swan, blue jay, (eastern) bluebird, boat-tailed grackle, brown pelican, California scrub jay, Canada goose, cardinal, cedar waxwing.
(January 29 -- click HERE): California scrub jay, Canada goose, cardinal, cedar waxwing, chickadee, chicken, city pigeon, common cormorant, crow, domestic turkey, Egyptian goose, emu, flamingo, gallinule (moorhen), feral duck.
(February 9 -- click HERE): great auk, great blue heron, great egret, greylag domestic goose, Harris hawk, herring gull, hooded merganser, house finch, kiwi, laughing gull, little blue heron, little green heron  

CURRENT PARTICIPANTS: loon, magpie, mallard duck, marabou stork, military macaw, muscovy duck, mute swan, ostrich, owl, oystercatcher, peacock, penguin

























  








If you enjoyed this foolish collection, you might want to proceed to several more posts featuring avian talking heads. Eventually, there may even be posts featuring mammals and other life forms! 

Readers who would like further information on the subjects, locales or technique of these photos are asked to leave a query in the Comments section. 


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February 17, 2025

FEB 17, postal places, Canada: Deseronto, ON




Authors' Note: ON is the official abbreviation for the Canadian province of Ontario, in which the village of Deseronto, population 1800, is situated 5 km (3 miles) south of Highway 401, a limited-access four-lane main route that leads from Toronto to Montreal.

Captain John Deseronto, a native Mohawk, fought in the British Military Forces during the American Revolutionary War. Until 1848, "Deseronto", a site along the northern shore of Lake Ontario, served as an indigenous reserve.

Incidentally, although many characters in American western movies said "Let's vamoose!", the Lone Ranger was better known for voicing, "Hi Yo Silver, away."


 At one swell foop, you can review all our postal poems about intriguing places in the USA and Canada, by proceeding to the encyclopedic blog "Edifying Nonsense". Click HERE !


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February 15, 2025

FEB 15, trees: appletree (fabric art)


fabric art; textile art; Rebecca Hurwitz; trees;
"Apple tree" (fabric art contributed by RCH)


You can find other examples of awesome illustrative fabric art on this blog. 

  
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February 13, 2025

FEB 13, patients and their maladies: hemiplegia

 Happy Birthday wishes to D.A.  !!!



Authors' Note: In medical jargon, a stroke (cerebro-vascular accident) that leaves the victim with complete loss of function in the affected area is said to be dense. Patients like old friend Dave, who have had a dense stroke with severe one-sided weakness (hemiplegia) in mid-life, may survive with appropriate early treatment of atherosclerotic lesions in the opposing carotid artery and other major arteries, to prevent further loss of function. With appropriate physiotherapy, targeted at flexibility in the affected area and strength on the unaffected side, such patients can get through several decades, walking hesitatingly, with the use of canes and other assistive devices. As these courageous persons age, mobility issues become even more problematic than for the rest of us.

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February 11, 2025

FEB 11, objectionable adjectives: flaccid



poetry lyrics:/ Here's a stand-off: to use the word flaccid, / One camp flabbily
rhymes it with acid;/ While the rival camp acts/ As though FLAX- fits the facts./
In this flux, take a stab; no one's placid.


Authors' Note: 

 flaccid (FLASS-id or FLAX-id): flabby or limp

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February 9, 2025

FEB 9, avian talking heads, 3 (G to L)


Photos of this ilk, and subsequent posts displaying mammals and 'lower' animals, were obtained by Giorgio Coniglio, using an i-phone camera, at various locations, mostly in the 'wild'; a minority was obtained at zoos, museums, aquariums and wildlife sanctuaries. The collection of a dozen-or-so consultant avians was originally posted on this personal blog on September 19, 2023, but has been extended since that date; alphabetic arrangement, although not entirely satisfactory, has been used to group the multitude of reelevant mavens. The present grouping is the third such offering of avian talking heads.


prior avian participants
(January 19 -- click HERE) (anhinga), bald eagle, black-crowned night heron, black skimmer, black swan, blue jay, (eastern) bluebird, boat-tailed grackle, brown pelican, California scrub jay, Canada goose, cardinal, cedar waxwing.
(January 29 -- click HERE): California scrub jay, Canada goose, cardinal, cedar waxwing, chickadee, chicken, city pigeon, common cormorant, crow, domestic turkey, Egyptian goose, emu, flamingo, gallinule (moorhen), feral duck.


CURRENT PARTICIPANTS: 
 great auk, great blue heron, great egret, greylag domestic goose, Harris hawk, herring gull, hooded merganser, house finch, kiwi, laughing gull, little blue heron, little green heron




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If you enjoyed this foolish collection, you might want to proceed to several more posts featuring avian talking heads. Eventually, there may even be posts featuring mammals and other life forms! 



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February 7, 2025

FEB 7, Japan Visit anticipation: discourse on Japanese-inspired short verses

 

CLASSIC JAPANESE HAIKU POETRY

apparently ... (articles on'haiku' and 'haiku in English' at Wikipedia are very helpful)

- 17 Japanese syllables (on) in a terse, non-rhyming format; typically, the poems do not have a title

- often evokes a transient moment in nature, or a seasonal reference (kigo)

- may include a kireji (cutting- or break-word) underlying the relation, often dissonant, between the human and natural worlds

- ideas may be arranged in a 7-,5-,7- syllable grouping, but the poem is frequently written in one line (often vertically)

- developed during the 17th century from a linked verse-introduction format known as hokku; the derived term haiku came into use only after 1900.

- the four greatest creators of Japanese haiku are generally taken to be:

Matsuo Basho, late 17th century, and subsequently, Yosa Buson, (eighteenth century), Kayaboshi Issa (1763-1828) and Masaoka Shiki (1867-1902).

Basho's final haiku, 1694

- haiku gatherings and haiku contests persist as a major part of Japanese cultural life


TRANSLATED JAPANESE HAIKU

- 17 on (Japanese syllables), a rule not always followed, is only occasionally translated into similar numeric lengths in translation

- the 7-, 5-, 7- groupings are often highlighted, each occupying a line in a 3-line rhymeless verse

- however, the translator may choose to honour the meaning, rather than the syllable count; often, the English can usually be expressed in fewer syllables than the Japanese original 

e.g.  "The Old Pond", Matsuo Basho

An ancient pool
A frog jumps in -- 
The sound of water.    

here, the translator chose
to format his  English renderings
In FOUR lines!


HAIKU in ENGLISH (the Wikipedia interpretation, quite useful, can be found HERE.

- in translation, 'hokku' poems first appeared in English-language literary reviews after 1877

- the "first fully realized haiku in English" was created by Ezra Pound who reduced a 30-line projected piece to 3 short lines in his 1913 creation "In a Station of the Metro"

- inspired by its relation to Eastern culture, and Zen in particular, haiku became a form of terse but poignant poetry exploited by the 'beat poets' of the 1950s/60s like Jack Kerouac and Allen Ginsberg, later by Richard Wright and others


THE CLASSIC 5+7+5, 17-SYLLABLE ENGLISH HAIKU

WIKIPEDIA: "While early translators of Japanese haiku into English did not consistently follow a 5–7–5 pattern, the ... format gained traction in the mid-20th century, promoted by scholars ..., who believed that mirroring the traditional Japanese structure would honor and preserve the essence of haiku in English translation." 
The simplicity of this concept led to the widespread use of this form in the educational English-speaking context.
WIKIPEDIA:"Cor van den Heuvel writes, the 5-7-5 form is “now mostly written by schoolchildren as an exercise to learn how to count syllables, by beginners who know little about the true essence of haiku, or by those who just like to have a strict form with which to practice.”
The authors may have slightly extended this "misunderstanding" with the publication of "Seventeen haiku verses: a tribute to Dr Zaret's editorship", J Nucl Cardiol 2003: 10, 344.


LIMERICKS about HAIKU POEMS


LIGHTER HAIKU VARIANT: Senryu

This terse Japanese format evolved, as did its more serious and better-known cousin, from hokku, a brief introduction to a longer poem known as a renga. The poetic format, senryu, is named for the pen-name, Karai Senryu, of the inventive poet whose writing sparked the development of this genre in the 18th century. 

Senryu poetry thus followed the development of haiku (known at that time only by the name hokku) the latter specifically under the aegis of the esteemed and prolific Matsuo Basho, by a century. 

Senryu shares a number of physical characteristics with haiku, nominally employing 17 'on' (Japanese syllables) in a three-line, 7-5-7 distribution. The theme of senryu however, takes a lighter and more humorous tone, dealing primarily with human nature and man's foibles, often with a satiric viewpoint, rather than with the mysteries and delights of Nature.  


SPOOF VARIANT: Palinku, by Giorgio Coniglio


Please refer to the post of August 17, 2020..

an example

 

Scouring this blogsite
Keen readers may encounter
Eighty palinku.



TODAY'S SENRYU: "REVERSE" 

haiku variant 

(3 terse lines; each reverses) --

name it "palinku".

Giorgio Coniglio



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February 5, 2025

FEB 5, urban concerns: aged street tree

poetry lyrics:/ How I fret about where canines pee;/ Such vexation for this aged tree!/
"Our curbside green zone -- /Pesky pets, leave alone!/ Owners help keep our space urine-free.

 

Authors' NoteThis verse drew inspiration from the poem "Cuore di Legno" (Heart of Wood) by Italian poet Primo Levi. In the poem, the narrator, an aged horse chestnut growing on a busy urban street, complains of, among other insults, being peed on by neighborhood dogs. 
Other related issues expressed in verse form are collected on our blogpost "Urban Concerns".

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February 3, 2025

FEB 3, stand on guard (Canada): Canadian bacon


Poetry lyrics:/ Canuck hogfarmer Jake was surveying/ His take on the market, relaying,/
"Give our pigs a fair shake/ (Tariffs? Such a mistake)/ On Canadian bacon -- just saying."  

 
Collected poems in the series "Stand on Guard" can be viewed HERE.


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