APR 30, singable satire: "R-I-C-E" (REST, ICE, COMPRESSION, ELEVATION) seniors' sports-injury mantra

                                                          

ORIGINAL PARODY-LYRICS

MUSICAL UNDERPINNINGS: "Y.M.C.A." is a popular song recorded by the American disco group Village People in 1978. In 1979, the song as a single reached no. 2 sales in the US and no. 1 in the UK. The song retains current popularity, and is frequently played at sporting and social events with the crowds spelling out the four letters of the song-title with arm movements.  

PARODY COMPOSED: "R-I-C-E" by Giorgio Coniglio, April 2014, with lyrics posted on-line at the parody-song-website AmIRight.com, as found HERE.

EXPLANATION: The American organization YMCA (Young Men's Christian Association) built single-room facilities starting in the 1880s to house men from rural areas who moved into the cities to find work. By the 1970s, YMCA's tenants in American cities tended to be homeless people and youth facing life issues. "The Y", has always been interested in providing athletic facilities for youth, and retains that important community function in Canada, and many other countries around the world.

The Village People's lyrics emphasize the domiciliary and youth-support role of "the Y", with advice being given to a "young man" who would benefit by its services.

In his professional role, Giorgio Coniglio was frequently involved in the imaging assessment of older persons, including senior citizens, who had sustained athletic injuries. A four-letter mantra frequently voiced in the context of immediate care for these injuries, R.I.C.E, is essential in the initial care of injured patients of any age, but particularly in this instance seems directed at a wannabe athletic "old man" like the song's author. Ultimately, advice given to an ailing older patient, focused on a four-letter initialism grew into an earworm, and then a song. "Y.M.C.A." provided an obvious vehicle.  

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R-I-C-E            
          

(to the tune of "Y.M.C.A.")

Intro:  Rest - Ice - Compression - Elevation  x2

(to the tune of “Y.M.C.A.”)

Intro:
Rest — Ice — Compression — Elevation x2

Old man with a sports injury
I said old man with sprained neck, twisted knee
I said lean man with low bone-density
And your brittle bones so snappy.

Old man on the floor of the gym
I said old man with a red swollen limb
You can stay there, moaning woe-is-me hymn
Or find ways to mobilize it (rest, raise, freeze, compress).

You’re gonna feel good with R-I-C-E,
It’s fun to heal good with R-I-C-E.
You could get an MR, deal with specialists’ claims,
Short-term treatment will be the same.

You’re gonna feel good with R-I-C-E,
It’s fun to heal good with R-I-C-E.
If you’ve Medicare B, there’ll be no fees you owe
When you hang out at Physio.

Sometimes, there’s a glitch in this scheme —
Early X-rays aren’t as smart as they seem,
Subtle fractures missed by linear beam,
And a scan is more revealing.

Symptoms: this might all help explain,
After one week, why you’re still wracked by pain,
So some bone-meds you will likely be takin’,
‘long with RICE, then ambulation (rest, raise, freeze, compress).

You’re gonna feel good with R-I-C-E,
It’s fun to heal good with R-I-C-E —
The First-Aid of choice, as approved by your grand-pa,
And it still is the modern mantra.

R-I-C-E, it’s fun to heal good with R-I-C-E.
If you’ve Medicare B, there’ll be no fees you owe
When you hang out at Physio.

Rarely, when you see Dr Dodd,
(Worth waiting, he’s a sharp orthopod),
He’ll astound you, “it’s unstable — good God!”
Hip or knee or shin needs fixing.

Post-op, Doc’s rewired your limb,
Turn up volume, and just listen to him.
Pain is screaming, don’t sign out on a whim,
You’ve just got to know this one thing (rest, raise, freeze, compress).

You’re gonna feel good with R-I-C-E,
It’s fun to heal good with R-I-C-E.
You could threaten to sue, dream of injury claims,
Short-term treatment will be the same.

R-I-C-E, it’s fun to heal good with R-I-C-E.
Old man, old man on the floor of the gym,
Old man, old man with a red swollen limb.

Fade:

R-I-C-E, you’re gonna feel good with R-I-C-E,
|Old man, old man with sprained neck, twisted knee…

R.I.C.E. is a mnemonic for 4 elements used to treat soft-tissue and other injuries.

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APR 29, American satire: results of DT's first impeachment trial (birds'-eye view)

 Reprise, originally posted February 9 and 10, 2020.

Authors' Note: Readers might want to check out prior posts, including that of Feb 9, entitled "Anagrammatic tribute to a Senator", and those of January 1, 9, 10 and 11, dealing with great egrets. The photos of birds were obtained from Giorgio Coniglio's personal collection, whereas those of political leaders were obtained from readily available online sources.

We hope that you enjoyed this playful photo-art. You can find 30 more submissions, mostly poetic on this topic in 5 collections on our full-service blog 'Edifying Nonsense'. Click HERE to start! 

APR 28, insects: mosquitoes

You can review Giorgio's other verses about pesty and occasionally beneficial insects, as  collected in 'Buzzwords: Verses about Insects' on the full-service blog "Edifying Nonsense". Click HERE.

APR 27, wordplay map: American Scramble-towns, 4

 

LINKS to other nonsense in this series: 

Forward to the first Canadian map.

Forward to the next American map (5).

Back up to the first American map.

APR 26, trees: gnarling

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You can review these illustrated verses in a wider context by proceeding to 'Uprooted Verse: 'Poems about Trees' on the full-service blog "Edifying Nonsense". 

APR 25, exotic destination: Micronesia (archipelago)

Other verses about 'Exotic Travel Destinations' can be found on our blog 'Edifying Nonsense'. Click HERE.

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APR 24, scopes of medicine: endoscopic spectrum

Authors' Note: 

Uro: medical jargon for 'urologist'

scope: (jargon, as here) in modern usage, a camera with flexible fiberoptic cable to visualize internal viscera; abbreviated from endoscope

   This verse deals with endoscopic procedures that use flexible fiberoptic devices to inspect and sometimes to biopsy or to treat the lining of various hollow body organs (viscera). Recently, as  such instruments have become more technically sophisticated and widely used, these procedures have expanded their role and their accuracy in specialty medical practice. Advanced training is required for practitioners to acquire expertise. In addition to the procedures mentioned in this collection of verses, similar considerations underlie operative laparoscopy, culdoscopy, etc. 

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APR 23, wordplay maps: new world palindromes (#19,#20)

A pandemic greeting from the Editors: Keep more to yourself for a while, wash your hands frequently, remember to laugh on occasion, and stay well!

You can view the entire collection of these 50 wordplay maps, by accessing the collection 'Tourists Palindromic Guides: The Americas'. Start by clicking HERE! 

APR 22, boating: kayaking in "My Blue Heaven", poetic interlude

Start of the 'maiden voyage', 2015
(archival photo per RCH)

SONG-LYRICS: You may not be surprised that we have a parody song entitled "My Blue Sit-On" that you can enjoy by proceeding HERE. 

APR 21, mammalian wildlife: star-nosed mole

Authors' Note:  You can find a song about the star-nosed mole on our blog 'Edifying Nonsense'. Click HERE to access it! 

You can also review the whole collection of illustrated verses about mammals (both domestic and exotic) by checking out the more extensive post on our full-service blog "Edifying Nonsense". Click HERE !

APR 20, singable satire: Frank Sinatra sings "MY BLUE SIT-ON"

PARODY SONG-LYRICS

ORIGINAL SONG: "My Blue Heaven", W. Donaldson (music), G.A.Whiting (lyrics), 1928. Performed originally by Gene Austin, covered by almost 100 other bands and soloists, from Marlene Dietrich, to Frank Sinatra,  Fats Domino and Norah Jones.

PARODY COMPOSED: Dr. G. H. and Giorgio Coniglio, 2015,(updated March 2020). You might also explore a further day's adventure by clicking 'kayak excursion' on our blog 'Daily Illustrated Nonsense'.

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MY BLUE SIT-ON

(to the tune of "My Blue Heaven")

When scupper-holes bail

No fear to capsize!

I’m stable in my new sit-on.

She’s plump but petite,

Just measures nine feet

I’ve christened her My Blue Heaven.

I'’ll need a saddle-seat, a paddle, some repellent (-bug)

A type III vest to keep each vessel-rider snug.

Self-draining kayak,

Swift lift to roof-rack
Where I strap on My Blue Heaven.

A dolly to haul,

Don’t bring alcohol (chmmh!)
Boat-ramp to launch My Blue Heaven.

Could have a fishin’-pole, small ice-chest on a tidal ‘crick’
And she won’t swamp in wake or surf – that’s quite a trick.

Shem Creek, SC
foreground: sit-on kayak
background: trawlers

Where scupper-holes drain
Skip’s feeling no pain
Secure in his new blue sit-on.

I’ve got my cellphone in a baggy, I’m not gab-repressed
So while I’m damp and floating, I’ll 'yack-yack or text.

When my darling calls
That evening is nigh
I’ll be docking My Blue Heaven.

A neat gift for me
Just turned seventy.
I’m happy with My Blue Heaven,

Just so happy in My Blue Heaven.  

APR 19, wordplay maps: new world palindromes (#17,#18)

You can view the entire collection of these 50 wordplay maps, by accessing the collection 'Tourists Palindromic Guides: The Americas'. Start by clicking HERE! 

APR 18, magical canal palindromes: 'A man, a plan, ... Paris'

You can become an expert fan of our wordplay concoction 'magical palindromes' by reviewing the explanatory material found in ancient days on our full-service blog "Edifying Nonsense" HERE; then, you could check how we applied this technique to 'canal palindromes' by viewing this more recent post.

APR 17, nuclear cardiology haiku, continued

 

APR 16, classic palindrome: 'Do geese see God?'

Authors' Note:     As with many classic palindromes, the origin of the iconic query,  ‘Do geese see God?’ is, in fact, unknown. The verse, however, suggests that it dates back to at least the fifth century B.C.E. The philosophic query is felt by some to be tarnished, and it remains unanswered into modern times.

You can review these illustrated verses in a wider context by proceeding to 'Reversing Verse: Limericks About Classic Palindromes' on the full-service blog 'Edifying Nonsense'. 

APR 15, the Charleston garden: Japanese yew

Keep more to yourself for a while, wash your hands frequently, remember to laugh on occasion, and stay well!

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UPDATE (2023): The property on the left no longer ( as of 2023) numbers among our real-estate holdings. See the recent posts on "Reconstructive Attitudes" showing views of an ongoing demolition/reconstruction project! 

You can review these illustrated verses in a wider context by proceeding to 'Poetry Praising the Charleston Garden' on the full-service blog 'Edifying Nonsense'. Click HERE!

APR 14, anagram swarm: A-VERY-STABLE-GENIUS, #5/#6

You can review an amazing number of anagrams based on this book title on our full-service blog 'Edifying Nonsense'. There are two posts to view:  'A Very Stable Genius': Theme and Variations (97 anagrams), and 

'A Very Stable Genius': additional funky anagrams

APR 13, geysers: second-hand geyser

Authors' Note: Björg(f.) and Björn(m.) are typical Icelandic names.  In Britain, the term geyser, has come to mean a secondary water heater at the point-of-use, e.g. near a bathtub. In Iceland, hot water is distributed to all homes as a part of geothermal energy systems; such devices are not needed, and probably not available.

In North America, such auxiliary plumbing devices are known as ‘tankless water heaters’.

 Björn originally conceived of his gift idea based on occasional offerings of spent hydrogeologic geysers in Icelandic second-hand stores, e.g. the original reliable vent at Geysir which thrilled Victorian tourists has died back, 'replaced' nearby by other vents. The reader is left to judge whether such second-hand devices represent a figment of the author’s imagination or contrived nonsense. 

 

You can review these illustrated verses in a wider context by proceeding to 'Poetry that Spurts: Verses about Geysers' on the full-service blog "Edifying Nonsense".

APR 12, patients and maladies: the common cold

 

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