JAN 4, Stand on guard (Canada): inadmissible

poetry lyrics:/ Your new prez visit Canada? Nope./ 'Inadmissible felon" -- no hope!/ 
(Don's a target for busting/ Justin prays, and we're trusting)./ 
Schengen-countries, like Italy/ Might, as well, ban him pitifully -- / 
Can't drop in, and cleanse sin with the Pope.

Authors' Note:  In Canada, a longstanding rule decrees a candidate for entry (visitor or immigrant) "inadmissible" if they have a criminal record elsewhere.  Over 30 other countries have such rules, although generally less harsh and better specified, dependent on length of incarceration, etc. The European Union ('Schengen-countries') will activate new regulations in mid-2025, likely more severe than previous versions. The government of Italy undertakes policing functions for the small, enclosed, but otherwise independent Vatican City.

Incidentally,  the current US President, Joe Biden, had been scheduled to visit Pope Francis in Rome on January 11th to present him with the Presidential Medal of Freedom. The visit was postponed due to the California wildfires. 

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