JAN 28, domestic hazards: security system

poetry lyrics:/ We called Central Security Station:/ Can't complete our
 back-gate renovation./ His advice (this seemed droll):/ "In plain view, Fido's bowl/ 
Detrs theft while folks go on vacation."  

Authors' Note: A back patio reconstruction project was delayed, and could not be completed prior to our leaving town on a vacation trip. Our property was left without a back gate for security. We called the Alarm Service to inform them that the back side of the house required surveillance while we were away. Lines 4 and 5 of the poem describe the agent's response. 

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