JUL 30, singable satire: "SIN and REDEMPTION" -- a traditional palindromic concoction

a) Review of material posted on July 30 in previous years ...

2020: Toronto ravines, Cedarvale (photo-collage)
2021: humorists' scurrilous talk, the dick (poem) 
2022: singable satire, Flaking Out Is What They Do (parody lyrics)
2023: singable satire, Jeux-de-Mots (parody lyrics)

To access the details of any item in slide format, type its title, as displayed above in red font (e.g. ... Cedarvale), into one of the two search bars at the the top of your blog-page. Underneath the slide(s) for each entertaining delight that you discover, you will find a clickable link that lets you easily explore a more widespread collection of wonderments (verse, photos, wordplay, song-lyrics etc.) on the topic of your choice. 

b) Today's Offering (Jul 30, 2024):

PARODY-LYRICS

ORIGINAL SONG: "He's Got the Whole World In His Hands", traditional spiritual, first published in 1927.

PARODY COMPOSED: Giorgio Coniglio, January 2014, subsequently upgraded. 

PARODY-SONGLINK: To find ukulele (and guitar) chord-charts to help you accompany "SIN and REDEMPTION" on your favorite instrument, click HERE.

SIN AND REDEMPTION

(to the tune of "He's Got the Whole World In His Hands")

The Palindromes taught us, "Dennis sinned"
Taught all the sisters "Dennis, Madam, sinned"
Taught us "Dennis lived as a devil sinned"
We're taught to know that "Dennis sinned". 

You've got to know that "Dennis and Edna sinned"
Yes, "Dennis, Nell, Edna and Ellen sinned"
"Dennis, Nell, Edna, Hannah and Ellen sinned"
You know that "Dennis and Edna sinned".

We're taught that "Dennis, Nora, Al, Aaron sinned"
"Dennis, Nell, Edna, Gert, Reg and Ellen sinned"
At "Dennis's Inn: Edna and Ennis sinned"
"Dennis' tennis sin-net sinned".

"Dennis, Nat's DNA and Stan? Sin, Ned"
"Dennis's sensuousness? Sin, Ned"
"Bed Noel, Otto, Leon, Deb"
"Dennis lived at a devil's inn, Ed".

Dennis "Evil did deliver, reviled did live",
But if everybody here would just forgive,
It could be "drawn onward" on the wind -- 
"Dennis never even sinned".

                           -------------

(Ed. Note)

Additional thoughts about the above lyrics for those so inclined:

Dennis, Enid and Nadine sinned.

Dennis, Eva, Dave sinned.

Dennis and Edna dined. Enid and Edna sinned.

Dennis, Rod, Enid and Edna dined or sinned.

Dennis and Ed, Nadine, Enid and Edna sinned.

Dennis and Ed, Nadine, Eva, Dave, Enid and Edna sinned.

JUL 29, special event: Cirque du Soleil's "Echo", aerialists #2

  a) Reprise of material posted on July 29 in previous years

2020: anagram swarm, very-stable-genius 15 (wordplay)
2021: waterfowl, wood storks (illustrated poem) 
2022: reptiles, broad-headed skinks (photo-collage)
2023: mammalian wildlife, selfie with bison (photo/commentary)

To access any of these items, type its title, as displayed above in red font (e.g. ... wood storks), into one of the two search bars at the the top of your blog-page. Underneath each item you will find a further link to explore a collection of items (verse, photos, wordplay, song-lyrics etc.)  on the relevant topic.

b) Today's offering (July 29, 2024): 

 

JUL 28, appended adventures of Leslie Moore (suffixes): helpFULLY

  a) Reprise of material posted on July 28 in previous years

2020: insects, insect repellent, DEET (illustrated poem)
2021: doctors and practices, Pete the orthopod (poem) 
2022: waterfowl, snow geese (illustrated poem)
2023: lexicon of word-pairs, reduplications H (wordplay)

To access any of these items, type its title, as displayed above in red font (e.g. ... snow geese), into one of the two search bars at the the top of your blog-page. Underneath each item you will find a further link to explore a collection of items (verse, photos, wordplay, song-lyrics etc.)  on the relevant topic.

b) Today's offering (Jul 28, 2024):  

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Authors' Note: For more than a decade, the author of this verse has routinely taken a bedtime dose of alginate, a seaweed-derived product useful as an adjunct in the treatment of gastroesophageal reflux.

Readers might enjoy reviewing our complete collection of poems about the adventures of linguist Leslie Moore in the land of suffixes. Click HERE! (or if you prefer prefixes, click HERE).

JUL 27, holidays and celebrations: unicorny fifth birthday

  a) Reprise of material posted on July 27 in previous years

2020: anagram swarm, very-stable-genius 14 (wordplay)
2021: insects, deer- and horse- flies (illustrated poem) 
2022: birdlore, California scrub-jay (illustrated poem)
2023: Carolina lowcountry, sundown at Shem Creek (photo-essay)

To access any of these items, type its title, as displayed above in red font (e.g. ... feral ducks) , into one of the two search bars at the the top of your blog-page. Underneath each item you will find a further link to explore a collection of items (verse, photos, wordplay, song-lyrics etc.)  on the relevant topic.

b) Today's offering (July 27, 2024): 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, 

You-Know-Who !!!

JUL 26, Olympic sport, synchronized diving

  a) Reprise of material posted on July 26 in previous calendar years ...

2020: magic canal palindromes, more far-flung venues (wordplay)
2021: Toronto ravines, Glen Stewart ravine (illustrated poem) 
2022: saving the planet, compostables (illustrated poem)
2023: creative anachronism, heavenly host (poem)

To access any of these items, type its title, as displayed above in red font (e.g. ... heavenly host) , into one of the two search bars at the the top of your blog-page. Underneath each item you will find a further link to explore a collection of items (verse, photos, wordplay, song-lyrics etc.)  on the relevant topic.

b) Today's offering (Jul 26, 2024): 

Olympic sport

synchronized diving

JUL 25, photo-collage: white ibis

  a) Review of material posted on July 25 in previous years ...

2020: anagram swarm, very-stable-genius 13 (wordplay)
2021: funny bones, comminuted fracture (illustrated poem) 
2022: mythed opportunities, Aurora and Tithon (illustrated poem)
2023: palindrome submitter, Pedro the Goofy 'Dromer (wordplay)

To access any of these items, type its title, as displayed above in red font (e.g. ... comminuted fracture), into one of the two search bars at the the top of your blog-page. Underneath each item you will find a further link to explore a collection of items (verse, photos, wordplay, song-lyrics etc.)  on the relevant topic.

b) Today's offering (Jul 25, 2024): 

You might want to start by reviewing the 2020 illustrated poem "American white ibises". Click HERE.

 

white ibis trio,
crepuscular view (return to pond)

Immature form (under two years)
showing chocolate-brown body color

  

JUL 24, American satire: prolongation, voting from abroad

  a) Reprise of material posted on July 24 in previous years ...

2020: Ontario nostalgia, Toronto ravines (illustrated poem)
2021: magical palindromes, selfless (wordplay) 
2022: Italian loanwords, fiasco (poem)
2023: lexicon of word-pairs, duplications D-G (wordplay)

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b) Today's offering (Jul 24, 2024): 

photos by Giorgio Coniglio... 

seating at an airport departure gate,
Vancouver, Canada

We owe a debt of gratitude to the volunteers who staff organizations like this.. 

Unrelated to the previous photos, here's the reworking (for enhanced legibility) of a sign attached to a housefront, as posted recently on the internet. ...

JUL 23, defining opinion: holler

 

 a) Reprise of material posted on July 23 in previous years

2020: anagram swarm, very-stable-genius 12 (wordplay)
2021: scopes of medicine, fiberoptic laryngoscopy (illustrated poem) 
2022: toxic vignette, gadolinium (illustrated poem)
2023: Carolina lowcountry, suburban wildlife (photo-essay)

To access any of these items, type its title, as displayed above in red font (e.g. ... gadolinium) , into one of the two search bars at the the top of your blog-page. Underneath each item you will find a further link to explore a collection of items (verse, photos, wordplay, song-lyrics etc.)  on the relevant topic.

b) Today's offering (Jul 23, 2024): 

 Our blogpost "Defining Opinion" on the topic-based blog "Edifying Nonsense" shows a selection of similar verses submitted to OEDILF (the online Omnificent English Dictionary in Limerick Form). You can see all of these on one visit by clicking HERE.

JUL 22, special events: Paris Olympic Games, 2024

  

a) Reprise of material posted on July 22 in previous years

2020: at heart, myocardial ischemia (illustrated poem)
2021: death and afterlife, cardiac arrest (illustrated poem) 
2022: at heart, arteriopath (poem)
2023: patients and maladies, nervous bladder (poem)

To access any of these items, type its title, as displayed above in red font (e.g. ... arteriopath), into one of the two search bars at the the top of your blog-page. Underneath each item you will find a further link to explore a collection of items (verse, photos, wordplay, song-lyrics etc.)  on the relevant topic.

b) Today's offering (Jul 22,2024): 

Authors' Note:   In the currently televised Olympic summer games, Paris 2024, the term artistic is used to cover all gymnastic events (four for women and six for men), and is now used exclusively for what was once called "synchronized swimming" (synchronized retains usage in duet platform and springboard diving).

All of these events, and scores more, such as standard weightlifting, provide awe and inspiration for viewers. In certain cases, there is wonderment that a global athletic community has developed around the particular competitive activity. Artistic weightlifting is an apocryphal mind-sport concocted by the author.

b) additional photo-collage

actual date of the opening ceremony: July 26, 2024
Thanks to the CBC! 

Readers can find reminiscences of some key Olympic moments in Giorgio's photos that are  appended randomly to certain posts in this calendar year. To find them, search for "Olympic sport, 2024").  

JUL 21, photo-collage, Toront--oases: High Park Zoo

  a) Reprise of material posted on July 21 in previous years ...

2020: anagram swarm, very stable genius, #11  (wordplay)
2021: excursion, Niagara Falls (photo-collage) 
2022: anagram swarm, bilateral North American (wordplay maps)
2023: terminal poetic exclamation, KAPOW! (poem)

To access any of these items, type its title, as displayed above in red font (e.g. ... KAPOW!), into one of the two search bars at the the top of your blog-page. Underneath each item you will find a further link to explore a collection of items (verse, photos, wordplay, song-lyrics etc.)  on the relevant topic.

b) Today's offering (Jul 21, 2024): 

Authors' Note: All the fencing separating the residents from the visitors initially appears rather pathetic at this site, but at least the residents seem to have sufficient space, and are protected from the worst impulses, e.g. unapproved feeding, of the otherwise-well-intentioned visitors.

A few other residents of this secondary zoo in Toronto have been highlighted in posts on this blog. Click HERE(Jun 29,2023), HERE(Jun 25, 2023) and HERE(Nov 5, 2020).  
And, please check in tomorrow when we will display local birdlife in natural settings at this urban park. 

 

JUL 20, singable satire: The Beatles sing "RELIC SUBMARINES"

 a) Reprise of material posted on July 20 in previous years

2020: singable satire, Alliterative Binomials 1  (parody lyrics)
2021: singable satire, Hats Off/Borge (parody lyrics) 
2022: singable satire, Rosenstein (parody lyrics)
2023: singable satire ("Inferno"), Acheron Riviera (parody lyrics)

To access any of these items, type its title, as displayed above in red font (e.g. ... Nessun Dorma), into one of the two search bars at the the top of your blog-page. Underneath each item you will find a further link to explore a collection of items (verse, photos, wordplay, song-lyrics etc.)  on the relevant topic.

b) Today's offering (Jul 20, 2024):

PARODY SONG-LYRICS

ORIGINAL SONG:  "Yellow Submarine", The Beatles 1966, with lead vocals by Ringo Starr.

U.S.S. Clamagore at Patriots Point
(background: Arthur Ravenel Bridge, in fog)

BACKGROUND: Giorgio's substitute lyrics draw on his personal experience as an occasional resident of South Carolina. With prominent tourist sites for the display of submarines from the Civil War, World War II and the Cold War, Charleston SC and the adjacent suburb of Mt Pleasant seem like a grim version of The Beatles' fantasy "land of submarines". 

SATIRE COMPOSED: Dr G.H. and Giorgio Coniglio, 2018. As a bonus, you can read about the history of development and deployment of submarines in Charleston SC in three informative blogposts on our blog "Daily Illustrated Nonsense" (HERE, HERE, and HERE).

PARODY-SONGLINK: To find ukulele and guitar chord-charts to help you accompany "Relic Submarines" on your favorite instrument, click HERE.

[Giorgio's other satire lyrics substituted to Beatles' songs include "Vonnegut" (Imagine); "Saturday Night" (Yesterday); "Brennan's Tweet" (Let It Be); "Jake" (While My Guitar Gently Weeps)].

RELIC SUBMARINES

(to the tune of "Yellow Submarine")

In the town where I’ve retired

A Memorial’s awfully near.

And it tells us of the time

When the Cold War engendered fear.

Sailors sailed, to keep us ‘safe’ --

Secret missions ‘neath the waves.

Soviet strike? Well we’d respond.

They could never make us slaves.

Nuclear power transformed the submarine --

Submerged months in between, with missile launch unseen.

Trident warheads, a payload that’s obscene,

A missile-launch machine, nuclear submarine.

No recourse, all mankind’s caught

In the path of the juggernaut.

So give Gor--bachev our thanks,

(nautical tune)

We all live near a nuclear submarine,

Missile-launch machine; we’re all trapped in between.

We all live with nuclear submarines.

Missile-launch machines blow Earth to smithereens.

Cold War’s thawed – a time of peace.

From a gruesome fate, we’re now released.

A Memorial down the street --

Tourists gripe about the summer heat.

We all live near a nuclear submarine,

Missile-launch machine; we’re all trapped in between.

Live or die with nuclear submarines.

Missile-launch machines blow Earth to smithereens.