EMS arrives, puzzled; they're querious.
Found attacking his shoes,
And he's threatening violence serious!"
"Phil, it's wintry outside, and you're nude.
Why you've gone on this rant, sir.
This verse belongs to a series on organic causes of neuropsychiatric symptoms, the others being frontal meningioma, hypothyroid depression, general paresis of the insane, cerebral metastases, beriberi and high-dose steroids.