JAN 30, singable satire, "DIETARY NOTES"

 a) Reprise of material posted on January 30 in previous years ...

2020: literature survey, "La Belle Dame Sans Merci" (illustrated poem)
2021: singable satire, Babel-Talky, multilingual 'Jaberwocky (parody lyrics) 
2022: singable satire, Fickle Twist of Verse, #3 (parody lyrics)
2023: singable satire, Nessun Dorma (parody lyrics)

2024: singable satire, While My Uke Wordlessly Sings (parody lyrics)

b) Today's Offering (Jan 30, 2025): SINGABLE SATIRE

ORIGINAL PARODY-LYRICS

MUSICAL UNDERPINNINGS: "Mairzy Doats", Drake, Hoffman, Livingston 1943. THis children's song was  initially recorded by Al Trace, covered by Andrews Sisters, Sharon, Lois and Bram, and many others. 

PARODY COMPOSED: Giorgio Coniglio, September 2015, performed at the Corktown Ukulele Jam.

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DIETARY NOTES

(to the tune of "Mairzy Doats")

My family thinks I’m nutty as a fruitcake
Have to hunt on menus, find what I can eat.
Some call it crazy
Others think it’s bravery,   
They all should give up meat. Oh! 

Linezy dews and wolvezy dews
And cougarcubz grabb ambies
A kiddley tunterstew, wouldn’t you? Yes.
Linezy dews and wolvezy dews
And cougarcubz grabb ambies
A kiddley tunterstew, wouldn’t you? If the 

Words sound grim, go gripe to Uncle Jim, 
He’ll dress you in your camo
Cause lions eat ewes, but you can choose
A rifle and some ammo. Oh!

Linezy dews and wolves eat ewes
And cougar-cubs grab Bambis
A kid’ll eat hunter’s stew, wouldn’t you? Yes.
A kiddley tunterstew, wouldn’t you?

Scene from "The Elephant Show"

Weazly dens and foxy dens
Raccoonzan crosey chickies
A kiddley creecherstoo, wouldn’t you? Oh! 
Weazly dens and foxy dens
And little hoxy chickies
A kiddley creecherstoo, wouldn’t you? Now if the

Words sound grim, go gripe to Uncle Jim,
He’ll say, “Please be more plucky.
Cause weas’l eat hens, and fox eat hens
And we’ll go shoot some duckies.” Oh!

Weazly dens and foxy dens
Raccoons and crows eat chickies
A kid’ll eat creatures too, wouldn’t you? Yuk!
A kiddley creecherstoo, wouldn’t you?

Menny menny damanlam
Why lothers doton tofu
A kiddley mea-freatu, wouldn’t you? Yes.
Menny menny damanlam
Why lothers doton tofu
A kiddley mea-freatu, wouldn’t you? Now

Uncle Jim says, “Queer!” while chugging down a beer,
He’ll never understand it;
Some men snarf beef and ham and lamb
While some respect the planet.  

Many men eat ham and lamb
While others dote on tofu
A kid’ll eat meat-free too, shouldn’t you? Yes, a 
Kiddley mea-freatu, a 
Kiddley mea-freatu, a 
Kiddley mea-freatu, shouldn’t you?  Tofu!

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JAN 29, avian talking heads, C

a) Reprise of material posted on January 29 in previous years ...

2020: magical palindromes, introduction (poem and wordplay)

2021: old world palindromes, 9, 10 (wordplay maps) 
2022: hellenophilia, Santorini wines (illustrated poem)
2023: poetic non-sequitur, professor and madman (poem)

2024: birdlore, in-flight videos, (photo-collage)

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 b) Today's Offering (Jan 29,2025): TALKING HEADS

Photos of this ilk, and other posts displaying mammals and 'lower' animals, were obtained by Giorgio Coniglio, using an i-phone camera, at various locations, mostly in the 'wild'; a minority was obtained at zoos, museums, aquariums and wildlife sanctuaries. The collection was originally posted Sep 19, 2023, but has been extended since that date; this will be the second of seven offerings of avian talking heads.

prior avian participants (January 19 -- click HERE):  anhinga, bald eagle, black-crowned night heron, black skimmer, black swan, blue jay, brown pelican.

CURRENT PARTICIPANTS: California scrub jay, Canada goose, cardinal, cedar waxwing, chickadee, chicken, city pigeon, common coot, cormorant, crow.

California scrub jay

Canada goose

fuzzy cardinal

cedar waxwing
(excerpted from Audubon painting)

chickadee, CanadaPost wall placard

chicken

city pigeon (feral pigeon)

common coot

crow, CanadaPost wall placard

trumpeter swan, stretching 

Talking Heads are a media resource:

Seasoned viewers at breaking news' source,

As in sports, storms, disasters.

But they're sometimes just 'masters'

Who the show-host's weird views reinforce.

Giorgio Coniglio

If you enjoyed this foolish collection, you might want to proceed to several more posts featuring avian talking heads. Eventually, there may even be posts featuring mammals and other life forms! 

Click here to proceed to avian talking heads D to G.

Readers who would like further information on the subjects, locales or technique of these photos are asked to leave a query in the Comments section. 

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JAN 28, domestic hazards: security system

a) Reprise of material posted on January 28 in previous years ...

2020: Canadiana, western funky towns (wordplay maps)
2021: etymology, horse (illustrated poem) 
2022: gun control verse, anger and guns (illustrated poem)
2023: word-pairs, alliterative binomials H-K (wordplay lexicon)

2024: mythed opportunities, shooting dice with Satan (poem) 

Authors' Note: A back patio reconstruction project was delayed, and could not be completed prior to our leaving town on a vacation trip. Our property was left without a back gate for security. We called the Alarm Service to inform them that the back side of the house required surveillance while we were away. Lines 4 and 5 of the poem describe the agent's response. 

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JAN 27, higher connections: haredim

  

a) Reprise of material posted on January 27 in previous years ...

2020: anagram swarm, US scramble-towns, 1 (wordplay maps)

2021: anagram swarm, US scramble-towns, 13 (wordplay maps)

2022: anagram swarm, Canadian scramble-towns, 3 (wordplay map)
2023: anagram swarm, Canadian scramble-towns, 15 (wordplay map) 

2024: waterfowl, Ibis Hotel (photo-collage)

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bee working purple asters

b) Today's Offering (Jan 27, 2025):

Authors' note: 

(khah-ray-DEEM)

Various groups of strictly Orthodox or haredi (khah-RAY-dee) Jews represent an expanding demographic in Israel, assembling in particular neighborhoods (such as the suburbs of Jerusalem) where they carry out their lifestyle, rejecting and disdaining the secular environment, preferring a world characterized by observance of laws derived from the Torah (Bible). Their traditional dress reflects the groups' roots in 19th century Ashkenazi religious communities in eastern Europe. The name (the plural noun form) originates from a biblical reference to those who tremble at the word of God.

With large families (averaging 7 children per woman), these groups made up 4% of Israeli citizens in 1980, and 13% in 2021.

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JAN 26, at heart: heart block

 a) Reprise of material posted on January 26 in previous years ...

2020: waterfowl, great blue herons (illustrated poem)

2021: anagram swarm, ELECTION-FRAUD contest, state entries (wordplay)  

2022: reptiles, amphisbaenians (illustrated poem)
2023: parasites, the parasitologist (host) (poem)

2024: limerick extension, Giorgio's 7-liners (poem collection)

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b) Today's Offering (Jan 26, 2025):

You can view more poems on this topic by proceeding to "Cardiologic Tracings: AT HEART" (parts #1 and #2) on our full-service blog "Edifying Nonsense". Click HERE!

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JAN 25, submitted palindromes: RANDOM PILES 54

 

 a) Reprise of material posted on January 25 in previous years ...

2020: fabric art, the fabric artist (illustrated poem)

2021: submitted palindromes, random piles 6 (wordplay) 
2022: submitted palindromes, random piles 18 (wordplay)
2023: submitted palindromes, random pile 30 (wordplay)

2024: submitted palindromes, random piles 42 (wordplay)

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b) Today's Offering (Jan 25, 2025): 

You have reached the "Submitted Palindromes" thread on the blog "Daily Edifying Nonsense", a light literary entity that emanates through the blogosphere daily (almost), i.e. 30 times per month.

  On the 25th of each month you will find a slide-filling group of palindromic phrases submitted to the editors by a panel of 7 palindromists. These folks have all been working on this project since January 2020. The personal profiles for each of these contributors are displayed in panels published here at the start of things, and then, we have asked them to provide (palindromically, of course) their views on one of the iconic items in the classic literature, starting with "A man, a plan, a canal -- Panama", continuing with other well-known phrases, such as "Dennis sinned". Otherwise, their contribution will be grouped in monthly random piles (a phrase that you might recognize as an anagram of the word p-a-l-i-n-d-r-o-m-e-s).

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Devotees of palindromic wordplay can further explore limericks and other short verses about the classic palindromes (and quite a few recent concoctions) that are randomly scattered on this blog after September 2000, or collected into grouped postings on our more scholarly blog "Edifying Nonsense" -- start HERE.  

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JAN 24, patients and their maladies: BPH

a) Reprise of material posted on January 24 in previous years ...

2020: new world palindromes, #3 (wordplay maps)
2021: American satire, freedom-from-Trump Day (illustrated poem) 
2022: dental felings, implants (illustrated poem)
2023: bi-lyrical limerick, aphonic (poetic novelty)

2024: defining opinion, homogenized milk (poem)

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b) Today's Offering (Jan 24, 2025):

Authors' Notes: 

-trophy: a Greek suffix, as in hypertrophy, atrophy or dystrophy, derived from trophe (nourishment)

trophy: a decorated cup or other prize, from the Greek root tropaion, a rout or victory.

  The author has had first-hand experience of these unpleasant symptoms. In fact, despite the comment in the verse, having BPH does not eliminate the chance of also having cancer. Consult your physician; they will likely do tests to ensure that cancer is not also present.

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JAN 23, Canadiana: joual

a) Reprise of material posted on January 23 in previous years ...

2020: sister-cities anagrams, 5,6 (wordplay maps)

2021: minerals and vitamins, zinc (illustrated poem) 
2022: anagrams, US postal service (wordplay maps)
2023: basic medical science, homonymous hemianopsia (poem)

2024: death and the afterlife, decease in the crease (illustrated poem)

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b) Today's Offering (Jan 23, 2025):

Authors' Note: Accent is a word written similarly, but spoken very differently in French and English. Joual (ZHWAHL) is the name for the accent, grammar and even spelling used naturally by many speakers in the Canadian province of Quebec; this dialect had evolved over several centuries separately from the language spoken in France. In schools, businesses and media in Quebec and other francophone areas of Canada, 'québécois' (kay-bay-KWA), more standard French, with a local inflection and local vocabulary, now predominates. In Canadian English and French, residents of the province are known as Quebeckers or Québécois respectively.

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JAN 22, homophonous verse: bypassed glitches

  a) Reprise of material posted on January 22 in previous years ...

2020: American satire, laying blame (poem)

2021: anagram swarm, ELECTION-FRAUD contest, other national entries (wordplay maps) 
2022: neologism, classic, snafus (illustrated poem)
2023: poets' corner, noun-verb contractions (poem)

2024: unusual wildlife, Toronto (photo-collage)

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b) Today's Offering (Jan 22, 2025): 

Authors' Note: Of course, the concept that bribes would be of benefit to authors submitting to OEDILF is patently nonsensical. There are a certain number of identity rhymes that appear in the database of edited verses there. The prosaic explanation, however, is that these bypassed initial glitches, being rather subtle in comparison with other flaws, are often under-observed and overlooked.

You can view our whole collection on this topic -- verses intentionally crafted with contentious repetition of the rhyming syllables --  in a wider context on our full-service blog "Edifying Nonsense". Check the post "Homophonous Verse" by clicking HERE. 

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