November 10, 2022

NOV 10, non-sequitur: glowingly


GLOWINGLY

"A great sandbox site," agent Ann, knowingly,

Praised our tiny back patio glowingly:

"Nearby sought-after school;

Parent-buyers will drool:

Leave out toys for our Open House showingly."


Dr.G.H. and Giorgio Coniglio, 2022      OEDILF #119222


Authors' Note: Real estate agents are masters at the psychology of selling of homes. They employ 'stylists' to 'stage' houses, first by decluttering, and then by adding grace notes to indicate the putatively carefree and desirable lifestyle of the owners. In this case, a Victorian-era home with an appallingly small outdoor space was staged to appear more attractive to families. 

Our collection of 'Non-Sequiturs' on our parent blog "Edifying Nonsense", contains an admittedly bizarre assortment of nonsensical odds-and-ends, that don't quite fit into other topic-based offerings. But should you want to review the entire collection, click HERE.


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