DEC 13, variant Nantucket limerick: zoophile from Nanoose

poetry lyrics:/ Had you heard? That recluse from Nanoose/ Doesn't take folks advice

 (he's obtuse)./ Zoophilic, he pairs/ Every evening with bears,/

 'Cause the neighborhood's run out of moose.

 Such adventures show etiquette loose.

Authors' Note: You can find another daily offering on this blog dealing with zoophilia by clicking HERE.

Or, you could review our entire collection of spoof verses based on the iconic Nantucket limericks on our full-service blog 'Edifying Nonsense' by clicking HERE.
 

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