A blogsite offering entertaining oddities since January 2020 at the rate of 30x/month. We are currently approaching 1800 posts in these five years. Images -- poetic (including song-lyrics), photographic, and computer-simulated -- are drawn from daily life as well as from poems and wordplay grouped by topic on our parent blog "Edifying Nonsense". The poetry displayed is all original (as are the song-lyrics), although portions evolved through rigorous editing on a collaborative website.
February 13, 2023
Feb 13, homophonous verse: identity rhymes
February 12, 2023
FEB 12, portrait of couples: mallard ducks
Enjoy an illustrated poem about the mallard duck, Anas platyrhynchos, by clicking HERE.
February 11, 2023
FEB 11, cinematic guide: beaver tales ("Gone with the Wind")
February 10, 2023
FEB 10, a brief saga (Canadiana): Newfoundland potato famine of 1846 - 8
Back in Ireland, landlords took advantage, and bought tickets to encourage resourceless tenants to emigrate; their arrival in Canada was anticipated charitably by the public and by local governments. In fact, many refugees were sick ("ship's fever" often equated to dysentery or typhus) on arrival or shortly afterward. In the summer of 1847, an estimated 20,000 died in typhus epidemics that ravaged Montreal, Quebec, and even Toronto.
historic plaque, dedicated to a TOronto community leader who perished in the potato-famine related typhus epidemic |
Great Famine (Ireland) - Wikipedia
Newfoundland Potato Famine - Wikipedia
History of Irish immigration to Canada - Irish PostFebruary 9, 2023
FEB 9, culinary verse: caponata (Sicilian eggplant relish)
February 8, 2023
FEB 8, inspired by Ogden Nash: anapestic rehash of "the purist"
February 7, 2023
FEB 7, at heart: hypertension
February 6, 2023
FEB 6, objectionable adjectives: histonomical
The role of histonomy, if any, as well as that of its adjectival derivatives, is considerably less certain.
You can review our editorially selected doggerel (eight verses) relating to 'Objectionable Adjectives' by clicking HERE.
February 5, 2023
FEB 5, higher connection: wannabe autocrat
February 4, 2023
FEB 4, duplication: hubba-hubba
rubba: rubber (American slang for condom), with typical non-rhotic pronunciation
February 3, 2023
February 2, 2023
FEB 2, defining opinion: hot
February 1, 2023
FEB 1, poems about parasites: geohelminths
January 30, 2023
JAN 30, cynic's singable satire: "GLOBAL ROASTING CAN BE SET ASIDE"
PARODY-LYRICS
PARODY-SONGLINK: To access ukulele chord-charts to help you accompany "GLOBAL ROASTING CAN BE SET ASIDE" on your favorite instrument, click HERE.
("Global Roasting Can Be Set Aside")
(to the tune of "The Christmas Song")
Al Gore former U.S. Vice-President |
Planet’s roasting can be set aside.
...Armchair experts doubt, outliers like some melting floes
Help predict our global fate.
Tiny dots graphing century lows-
Warm some years, but it’s not too late.
January 29, 2023
JAN 29, poetic non-sequitur: professor and madman
January 28, 2023
JAN 28, lexicon of word-pairs: alliterative binomials A to D
Matching the selection on the first slide, these include "ants in pants", "birds and bees" and "betwixt and between".
Matching the selection on the above slide, these include "cool and calm", and "down and dirty".
You can easily find all of these on our topic-based blog "Edifying Nonsense" by clicking HERE, and following the links.
January 27, 2023
JAN 27, national and multinational verse: Iceland
You can review our collection of verses about various individual nations, and about the groupings to which they belong, on our topic-based blog "Edifying Nonsense". Click HERE.
January 26, 2023
JAN 26, poems about parasites: the parasitologist (host)
January 25, 2023
JAN 25, Submitted Palindromes: Introduction to presenters -- Don's Ho
This post initiates a new thread on this blog consistent with its mission as a creative dog's-breakfast ... Presumably inspired by some of our earlier writings involving palindromic phrases, (see examples below), a number of persons communicated with the editors and volunteered to periodically send us some of their best work. We know very little of these entities/persons, who are only identified to us by their pseudonyms, but have now on hand sufficient material that we can characterize theses submitters' interests and predilections. We recently asked them to provide their take on some of the classic palindromic phrase, starting with "A man, a plan, a canal -- Panama", and continuing with other well-known phrases, such as "Dennis sinned", and we will publish those in the future as well.
January 24, 2023
JAN 24, bi-lyrical limerick: 'aphonic'
January 23, 2023
JAN 23, braincheck: homonomous hemianop(s)ia
January 22, 2023
JAN 22, poets' corner: noun-verb contractions
You can find lots of other verses on this blog under the listing "Poets' Corner". Click HERE.
January 21, 2023
JAN 21, creative anachronism: the dawning of history
January 20, 2023
JAN 20, singable satire: The Four Lads sing "THUNDER BAY" (Ontario)
PARODY LYRICS
BACKGROUND INFORMATION:
(Intro theme, mid-Eastern, on kazoo)
Now it's Thunder Bay, not Willi-am and Arthur
It's a [E7]wondrous town with name that's far superior --
Like [Am]Turkish delight, [Dm]on a [E7]stormy [Am]night.
Every [Am]dame today, 'round Lakehead way,
Stays in Thunder Bay, not with William or with Arthur
You've a [E7]rainy date in Fort William or Port Arthur?
She'll be [Am]waiting in [E7]Thunder [Am]Bay.
Even [Am]old Newfoundland hooked up with Labrador.
So, [Am]take me back: Fort William and Port Arthur
No, you can't go back in time, it's so much farther;
Been a [E7]long while past, since Willi-am and Arthur.
[E7] It's no one's business but Ca-[Am]nucks.
January 19, 2023
JAN 19, defining opinion: hose
January 18, 2023
JAN 18, reptiles: anoles going green
January 17, 2023
JAN 17, palinku (poetic novelty): family life
In this post, we will continue with a novel form of poetic wordplay. Inspired by Japanese haiku poetry, this new form is used for a terse verse with a total of 17 syllables displayed on three lines. Unlike its classic Japanese analogue, this concoction does not mandate the precise distribution of the syllables among the three lines, but does stipulate that each word in the poem be included in a palindromic phrase or sentence in English (i.e. one that can be read either forwards or backwards).
To help the reader discern the origin of the lyrics, each palindrome (generally occupying one of the three lines of the poem) has been color-coded.
And, just in case you have forgotten what palindromes are about, your blogsite hosts have arranged a serial set of brief lessons on the topic ('Political Palindromes'); click HERE.
January 16, 2023
JAN 16, classic palindromes, 'no left felon'
You can review a collection of such illustrated verses in a wider context by proceeding to 'Reversing Verse: Limericks About Classic Palindromes' on the full-service blog 'Edifying Nonsense'.