PARODY-LYRICS
ORIGINAL SONG: "The Christmas Song", a.k.a. "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire..." written by Wells and Tormé, 1944; recorded by the Nat King Cole Trio in 1946.
PARODY COMPOSED: Giorgio Coniglio, November 2014.
PARODY-SONGLINK: To access ukulele chord-charts to help you accompany "GLOBAL ROASTING CAN BE SET ASIDE" on your favorite instrument, click HERE.
THE CLIMATE-CYNIC'S SONGPARODY-SONGLINK: To access ukulele chord-charts to help you accompany "GLOBAL ROASTING CAN BE SET ASIDE" on your favorite instrument, click HERE.
("Global Roasting Can Be Set Aside")
(to the tune of "The Christmas Song")


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Al Gore former U.S. Vice-President |
Planet’s roasting can be set aside.
Al Gore’s nightmare can’t unfold -
Records tumbling, roads closed, bursting pipes
And six-foot drifts in Buffalo ...
...Armchair experts doubt, outliers like some melting floes
Help predict our global fate.
Tiny dots graphing century lows-
Warm some years, but it’s not too late.

Help predict our global fate.
Tiny dots graphing century lows-
Warm some years, but it’s not too late.
We know that Sa-anta’s on his way;
If he brings shorter winters here - more time to play!
I’ll ditch my snowboots, yet retire in my town,
‘Cause rising seas may make South Florida drown.
Where Christmas came too soon this year -
Although it’s been said many times many ways,
Glad it didn’t, glad it didn’t,
Glad it didn’t hap - pen here.
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