December 5, 2022

DEC 5, insects: entomologists

 

ENTOMOLOGISTS


There's no household insect that's good.

They'll eat woollens, your food and your wood.

Some so crude, they're blood-sucking.

Let's get rid of those f***ing

Pests fouling our fine, toney 'hood.
Entomologists, help us! You should!

Dr G.H. and Giorgio Coniglio, 2022

Authors' Note: Fact-sheets dealing with related key information have been posted here by etymologists. These include short poems pertaining to insects that eat woollens, scavenge for food, destroy wood structures, prey on human blood and torment domestic pets.
Readers are advised to exercise care in distinguishing entomologists from etymologists.


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