a) Review of material posted on December 29 in previous years ...
2021: curtained verse, orchestral pecking-order (poem)
b) Today's Offering (Dec 29, 2024):
A blogsite offering 30 entertaining oddities each month since January 2020. We are currently approaching 1800 posts in these five years. Images -- poetic (including song-lyrics), photographic, and computer-simulated -- are drawn from daily life as well as from poems and wordplay grouped by topic on our parent blog "Edifying Nonsense". The poetry displayed is all original (as are the song-lyrics), although portions evolved through rigorous editing on a collaborative website.
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Bill Barr (Republican) and Merrick Garland (Democrat) were Attorneys General in the 2017 and 2021 administrations respectively.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, U.P.
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Readers can enjoy our whole collection of verses on this topic by clicking HERE.
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Authors' Note: 'Sweet corn', eaten directly off the cob, is considered a vegetable. Originating in Mexico thousands of years ago, the plant was widely distributed to the rest of the world in the sixteenth century. As a grain, it is known in most countries and contexts by its original name "maize", and is now globally the world's most widely grown cereal crop.
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These verses are a followup to concerns expressed in the blogpost of November 22 and that of December 9.
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"VERSE!"
(to the tune of "Up!" by Shania Twain)
| I'm hooked on verse| x4
Seems things have gone from bad to worse:
Can't be effusive, must be terse,
I found an online limerick site,
That would accept my poems alright,
And now I'm hooked on 5-line verse.
Spend all my time in writing 'lim's.
Don't socialize with hers or hims.
My brainscan shows a funny bulge
Where I store and I indulge
All my versifying whims.
Limn, limn, limn -
A verb for 'suffuse with light'.
Lim, lim-
Great poem if your scansion's right
Lim, lim'rick -
A lulu, it's out of sight.
Out on Nantucket lived a man;
Kept all his cash hid close at hand,
Until the day when Nan his daughter
She eloped, she shouldn't oughter,
Then she ran off with his can.
A flee and fly inside a flue
They didn't know just what to do.
The flea opined that they should fly
The fly declined, I don't know why;
They couldn't find the flaw, can you?
A lady traveler named Miss Bright
On trips made time faster than light.
One day with relatives (poor lass)
Converted energy to mass,
Then she returned the previous night.
Limn, limn, limn -
A verb for 'suffuse with light'.
Lim, lim -
Great poem if your scansion's right
Lim, lim'rick -
A lulu, it's out of sight.
AABBA
AABBA
AABBA
... yeah
On limerick verse here is my slant:
No question if you should or shan't.
If you just take aim and edit
And don't rant; that's to your credit
Once you shoot, you can't recant.
So, I'm addicted: writing lims.
Don't socialize with hers or hims.
My brainscan shows a funny bulge
Where I store and I indulge
All my versifying whims.
I'm hooked on verse;
On 5-line verse;
| I'm hooked on verse| x2
AABBA
AABBA
AABBA
Yeah !
a) Review of material posted on December 19 in previous years ...
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Live-action followup from the post of November on this topic ...
an itchy turtle scratches |
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Authors' Note: heine (EHN): French for hate, hatred
hateful can mean either "full of hate" or "eliciting/deserving hatred". The latter meaning applies particularly to its synonym heinous.
Our series of blogposts, "Defining Opinion" on the topic-based blog "Edifying Nonsense" shows a selection of similar verses submitted to OEDILF (the online Omnificent English Dictionary in Limerick Form). You can see all of these on one visit by clicking HERE.
a) Review of material posted on December 17 in previous years:
2020: palinku, partying #2 (poetic novelty)
2021: palinku, X-mas scandal (poetic novelty)
2022: palinku, timidity (poetic novelty)
2023: palinku, reversal (poetic novelty)
zooming with J. |
partying (2021) with Dr JJ, another major Raptors' fan |
HERE's a nonsense-verse that always made us think of Alan (although whether he would have enjoyed this one remains an unsettled question). And, we almost forgot to mention this palindrome that we concocted in his honour. ... Toronto pot? No rot.